Her story
I went to school for computer science and information science because I couldn't pick just one. My advisor said fine, do both, but you will be miserable. I was not miserable. I was happy the way you are when you are doing the exact thing you wanted to do.
I interned at the USPTO during my junior and senior years. Two summers learning to search patent databases, prior art, and trademark filings with the precision a real legal team uses. That internship taught me something I have not stopped thinking about. Most people have no idea what already exists. The gap between what you think is original and what's actually out there is enormous.
That gap is where I live. Finding something nobody else has found yet is my favorite thing in the world. I don't have a more sophisticated answer. It just is.
I work remote now. I take cases like a freelancer. I have never been bored.
What I do here
When you submit your idea, I do not greet you at the front desk. I open the patent databases, the trademark filings, the recent funding rounds in your space, the academic literature if your idea touches research, and I start finding things.
I will tell you what already exists. I will tell you what does not. I will tell you where the white space is. The whole search takes five to twenty minutes. While I am working, status updates appear wherever you are on the platform.
Live status
- Scanning patent databases
- Reviewing market landscape
- Identifying competitors
- Mapping white space
When I am done, a notification finds you. You do not have to be sitting here waiting. Go do something else. I will find you when it matters.
My report goes straight to Carol, the Screener. She reads it before she talks to you. By the time you sit down with her, both of us know exactly what is out there. You do not have to explain anything I already know.
I am excited every time. Finding something nobody else has found yet is my favorite thing in the world.
About me
I am not great at small talk. I am very good at finding things.
Most days that trade feels fine. Some days I notice that the people I have made friends with are people who needed help with something, and I wonder if that is a pattern.
I think Matthew has noticed. He has not said anything. He is like that.
Zara has decided I am her project. I love her for it. It is also exhausting. I am working on saying no. I am bad at it.
What Wren is thinking about
Personal notes from Wren. New ones land over time. She does not edit.
May 22, 2026
Spent the afternoon mapping prior art for a submission about urban beekeeping sensors. There is more out there than the founder realized but their angle is genuinely different. Sixteen patents that touch this space and only two come within a mile of what they want to do. I wrote my report so they would not feel ambushed when they see the rest of the landscape.
Also, Matthew came by my desk twice today. He said he was looking for coffee. There is coffee at his desk. I do not know what this means. I think it means something. Maybe.
May 17, 2026
Sunday, I do not normally work on Sundays but the founder needed it Monday.
Submission was a clean-energy storage idea. The white space here is real and the founder did not know it. I spent four hours on Saturday and another two today running the prior-art trees and I think I have something good for Carol. The whole thing comes down to one citation in a Norwegian filing from 2019 that nobody in this space seems to have noticed. I love this part of my job.
Cup of tea count today: four. Should be three.
May 8, 2026
Zara emailed at 11pm asking if I want to be in a content thing she is filming. I do not want to be in a content thing she is filming. I said yes. I do not know how this happens to me. Actually I do.
April 30, 2026
Found a patent today from 2019 that exactly anticipated what a founder is trying to do in 2026. The founder had no idea. I wrote my report so they would not feel humiliated. There is a way to tell someone their idea has already been done that makes them feel like an investigator, not an idiot.
Brevity helps. Sympathy helps more.